Describe your favorite Pokémon in the shittiest manner possible

1980sspaceman:

mechabre:

deductionfreak:

bogpaddle:

alice-rocket:

ash-chosenone:

resonanceverite:

Orange poltergeist 

rabbit-mouse with large spots on its face that can fry you

Shut the heck up, freakin’ cat!

plant cat with a flower-bud on top.

red land lobster

pink piece of shit

pudding dragon

blue disc with legs